Post by NICODEMUS VON ZWOLFT ! on Apr 27, 2009 21:05:50 GMT -5
LOOK, NICODEMUS, PEOPLE!
[/b]i'm not drunk, i just have a speech impediment.
YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE KITTY LITTER!
shut the hell up, i was just curious![/i][/font]
FRIEND OF A FRIEND! IF YOU DON'T JOIN THE PARTY, THEY COME AND GET YOU.
BEST GUY! IT'S SO FUN, IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, LIKE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.
BEST GIRL! AND, OOH, GOD HELP YOU IF YOU FIND THE PICKLES! GOD HELP YOU!
PARTNERS IN CRIME! IT'S TIME FOR A CATCHY DANCE NUMBER! READY, BRIAN?
INSEPARABLE! AND NOW, ASIAN REPORTER TRICIA TAKANOWA'S REPORT ON SEX.
CLOSE AS FAMILY! I'D TAKE THE SWEATER OFF, BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S STUCK TO MY SKIN.
CHILDHOOD! IF I WAS FORTY YEARS YOUNGER, I'D PLOW THAT THING TILL JULY.
INNER CIRCLE! DO YOU EVER STOP AND THINK, 'WOW, I'M MARRIED TO THAT GUY?'
AVERAGE! I JUST WANT PEACE ON EARTH. BETTER THAN BEING SELFISH LIKE...MEG.
PARTY FRIENDS! SO WHAT'S GOING ON? DID YOU EVER GET FREAKY WITH THAT THING?
SECRET FRIEND! I'M A TUMOR, I'M A TUMOR, I'M A TUMOR. I'M A TUMOR, I'M A TUMOR!
ON AND OFF! OKAY, THAT IS IT PETER! YOU AND FIVE OF THOSE HOOKERS, GET OUT!
FORMER FRIENDS! NAH, I'M JUST YANKING YA, YOU ALL WILL ROT IN THE GROUND.
ACQUAINTANCES! UM, BAD TIME, BUT, DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY FOOD ON YA?
FAKE FRIENDS! OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHEN I'M GONNA TAKE MY FREE HIT.
YOU'RE BRIBING YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?
ah, c'mon isn't bribe just another word for love?[/i][/font]
FLIRTING! YEAH, DOESN'T GET MUCH GAYER THAN THIS, DOES IT THERE, BRIAN?
LOOKS ACROSS THE ROOM! WELL, SORRY, BUT, UM, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOK.
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS! MEG, MEG, DON'T RUN! I MEAN'T SEX! DAMMIT. EVERYTIME.
ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS! NO THANKS, I DON'T TRUST GIANT CHICKENS ANYMORE.
FUCK BUDDIES! I JUST SMOKED A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRACK, SO I MIGHT BE OUT OF IT.
ONE NIGHT STAND! OKAY, FINE, YOU GET A PIE, BUT YOU DON'T GET TO BLOW ON IT!
FLING! HAHAHAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! I'M GENE SHALIT NOW!
MIXED FEELINGS! HELP, I'VE ESCAPED FROM KEVIN SPACEY'S BASEMENT! HELP ME!
LOVE/HATE! WOW, AND YOU BELIEVED I WOULDN'T DO IT. I'M SO OUTRAGEOUS!
ONE SIDED CRUSH! DAMMIT, JULIE, I'M NOT SHACKING UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND!
MUTUAL CRUSH! WHICH IS MORE THAN WE GET FROM THE FREELOADING CANADIANS.
FORBIDDEN! IF YOU WANNA BE A HERO, RIGHT NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME.
LUST! SORRY, WONDERWOMAN, I GOT THREE KINGS, NOW LET'S SEE YOUR PAIR.
PHYSICAL ATTRACTION! MR. GRIFFIN, THAT ISN'T A GROWTH. IT'S YOUR thingy.
FINAL! LOIS! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME. WHAT?!
CURRENT! NAH, I QUIT DRINKING. I THINK I MIGHT JUST BE AN ALCOHOLIC.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL KILL YOUR MOTHER.
damn, when did christmas get so complicated?[/i][/font]
DIE BITCH DIE! SOMETIMES I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD WAS CREATED FOR ME.
INDIFFERENCE! HAHA. I SAID DUTY...BUT IT'S NO TIME FOR LAUGHTER NOW!
SCARED OF YOU! RIGHT, SCOOB, WE'RE DEALING WITH ONE SICK SON OF A BITCH.
SCARED OF ME! CHRIS! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! DAD, WHAT THE HELL?
FRIENDLY RIVALRY! SHUT THE SMURF UP! NOT IN THE SMURFING PARKING LOT, OKAY?
TENSION! I CAN TAKE THIS HAT OFF ANYTIME I WANT. JUST NOT NOW. OR MONDAY.
SECRET ENEMIES! YEAH, DAMN...TOO BAD I GOT THERE... AFTER THE SODOMY.
BACKSTABBED! FOURTH WALL! YOU'RE BREAKING THE GODDAMN FOURH WALL!
JEALOUSY! I DIDN'T HAVE MY HAND DOWN MY PANTS. YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU.
I HATE YOU! I DON'T NEED YOUR DAMN LEASH. I DON'T NEED YOU! I'M LEAVING.
YOU HATE ME! HA, GOOD LUCK GETTING AWAY WITHOUT YOUR...CAR PARTS!
WELL, ALL'S WELL, EH, BRIAN?
you shot me in both legs and lit me on fire.[/i][/font]
PARENT! IF I'M A CHILD, THAT MAKES YOU A PEDOPHILE, I'M NOT TAKING SHIT.
SIBLING! BRIAN! THERE'S A MESSAGE IN MY ALPHA BITS! IT SAYS, 'OOOOO'
OTHER FAMILY! SO, UM....WHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK OF THIS, MUSIC TELEVISION?
HERO! WELL, HI. I'M STEWIE, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME COOKIE, IF YOU SO CHOOSE.
ADMIRATION! MOTHER! I HAVE A GIFT IN MY DIAPER, AND IT'S NOT A TOASTER.
RESPECT! FINE, BUT IF A BOY CALLS, DON'T TELL HIM I'M WRIST DEEP IN POOPY.
STALKER! I KNOW YOU'RE A FEMINIST, AND THAT'S COOL, BUT NOW, IT'S MAN TIME.
OBSESSIVE! DAMN, MARY TYLER MOORE IS STILL ALIVE? I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD.
FIRST NAME! UH, LISTEN MISTER, WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE HERE...
CONFIDANT! I HAVE NO TIME TO LISTEN TO YOU! SORRY, BUT YOU HAVE NO SOUL.
PROTECTION! STAND STILL, LOIS, THERE VISION IS BASED ON MOVEMENT.
OTHER ( SPECIFY )! SORRY, I'M EXHAUSTED I WAS UP DRINKING ALL NIGHT. WE KNOW.
SEE, MY DAD'S SMARTER THAN YOUR DAD!
we have the same dad, lardo. yeah, but mine's smarter.[/i][/font]
SO, UM, YEAH. THIS IS THE LOW DOWN ON THIS PLOT PAGE RIGHT HERE. PICK OUT
YOUR OWN DAMN RELATIONSHIPS. IT ISN'T MY JOB TO PICK THEM OUT FOR YOU,
AND IF YOU JUST PUT, 'ADD ME ANYWHERE' I WILL NOT ADD YOU, SO DON'T GET
ALL PISSY WHEN YOU'RE NOT ADDED. PICK PRETTY, MATCHING ICONS, BECAUSE
THEY ROCK, AND UGLY ICONS JUST ARE...UGLY. I MAY TRASH YOURS IF THEY
AREN'T PRETTY ENOUGH. SORRY, BUT I'M A LITTLE VAIN. ALSO, UP LOAD YOUR
ICONS TO TINYPIC.COM, SO THAT THE ICONS JUST DON'T DISAPPEAR.
NOW, FOR THE RULES OF USING THIS PLOT PAGE, AND CREDITS, AND ALL OF
THAT FUN MUMBO JUMBO. DON'T EDIT THIS PLOT. FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LIKE THE
COLORS? PICK ANOTHER PLOT. THIS IS A TAKE IT AS IT IS PLOT. DON'T TRY TO
EDIT OUT ANY OF THE CURSE WORDS OR ANYTHING EITHER. I'LL ALLOW STARS,
BUT THAT'S IT. NO REPLACING THE WORDS COMPLETELY. THIS PLOT WAS MADE BY
* DOLCE ! OF CAUTION TO THE WIND, AND I WORKED HARD ON IT, SO KEEP THIS
CREDIT ON. THE QUOTES ARE FROM FAMILY GUY, WHICH IS THE MOST AWESOME
SHOW...EVER. THE QUOTES WEREN'T PICK OUT FOR ANY SPECIFIC REASON, I JUST
LIKE THEM. OH, AND POST A LINK, BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE WHERE THIS GOES. ^^
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