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Post by mipie on Apr 16, 2009 1:07:18 GMT -5
Easy enough.
You just lie about the person above you.
IC, of course. ^_________________^
Since there is no one above me, I shall lie about myself.
ASTORIA IS NOT AS HOT AS HELL. ^_______________^ |
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Post by PROFESSOR DRACO MALFOY ! on Apr 16, 2009 17:30:13 GMT -5
ASTORIA IS NOT DRACO'S BITCH. |
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Post by mipie on Apr 16, 2009 21:22:10 GMT -5
Draco is gay.
He only uses his lust for other women as a cover story. He's really in love with Harry Potter, who is dead. Mmmm. Necrophilia.
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Post by PROFESSOR DRACO MALFOY ! on Apr 16, 2009 21:28:35 GMT -5
ASTORIA STEALS MY CLOTHING
WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING.
GIVE IT UP, YOU HOE. I SERIOUSLY WANT MY
SHIT BACK. FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO CUDDLE WITH
WHEN YOU'RE LONELY AND MISSING ME AT NIGHT ! [/SIZE] |
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Post by mipie on Apr 16, 2009 23:14:47 GMT -5
draco is his own father.
there's something called a time turner.
he went back in time, because no one in their right mind would
sleep with him in this day and age and so we went back a few
decades and found his mother. since his mother, apparently,
is the only known woman in history who would ever give him
the time of day, draco became his own father.
AND THAT TOTALLY MADE SENSE.
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Post by NICODEMUS VON ZWOLFT ! on Apr 17, 2009 18:01:42 GMT -5
astoria is my undercover lover [/i][/font][/color][/center] |
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Post by mipie on Apr 17, 2009 21:13:21 GMT -5
nicodemus stole voldemort's music box
THAT WAS WHY HE WAS ALL BAHKEELPEOPLEZ.
^_________________^
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Post by rileo on Apr 17, 2009 22:30:19 GMT -5
Astoria has gotten around. SEEMS SHE FANCIES THE HOMELESS.[/center] |
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Post by mipie on Apr 18, 2009 1:19:18 GMT -5
hailey fucked a pillow
she was THAT lonely.
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Post by NICODEMUS VON ZWOLFT ! on Apr 20, 2009 16:38:30 GMT -5
astoria lives in a cardboard box
outside the zwolft estates [/i][/font][/color][/center] |
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Post by mipie on Apr 20, 2009 22:17:29 GMT -5
nicodemus has wet dreams about a unicorn.
BECAUSE THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!
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Post by KISTIN THEODORE CROSS ! on Jul 20, 2009 14:59:48 GMT -5
Astoria believes half the things that come out of her mouth.
...says everything it needs to, I believe. [/font][/size] |
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Post by rab on Jul 21, 2009 9:18:06 GMT -5
kistin secretly makes out with his mirror. [/i][/font][/color][/center] because he'd like to make out with himself, it's just not possible. |
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Post by MONA CHARBONNEAU! on Jul 21, 2009 10:36:46 GMT -5
mr. rabastan lestrange secretly wishes that he could be dominated by a mudblood.
some guys are just into that sort of thing. |
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Post by rab on Jul 22, 2009 7:06:32 GMT -5
miss mona charbonneau wishes that she were born a dumbledore. [/i][/font][/color][/center] because only then would she have half a brain. |
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